Carmilla

Thick Hips, Soft Lips, & Quips

You know that sweet-n-surly, blonde-n-tatted girl you see around? The one who has you burning beneath your sheets every night, panting and pounding over the creamy concupiscence of her bosom, belly, thighs, and cheeks? Whose curves evoke heaping scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with fresh peach slices and a drizzle of honey? What a tasty morsel she seems, but so elusive—on a branch too far out and too isolated. Certainly you could never indulge your curious tastes with her, right? And yet here she is, ripe for the taking. If only you’ll reach outside your comfort zone to pluck her… I’m Carmilla—a soft, juicy peach of a girl with a cascade of glossy platinum curls and a flowering expanse of tattoos contoured to my every curve. Sort of like Marilyn if she got into psychedelics, body modifications, and creatine. I live on my own terms, embracing my contradictions as accentuations. The sweetness in my words and looks is enhanced, elevated even, by the sprinkling of salt that tops it. My body is soft and supple, ritualistically bathed in balms and oils as I keep it, but my mind is sharpened by years of rigorous academic study in pursuit of a PhD. Angelically porcelain skin, blonde curls, and petal-pink lips and tips are a counterbalance to 46-inch hips, DD breasts, and an ornately tattooed bottom. Yoga contortions, heavy weightlifting, and bedroom acrobatics keep my softness anchored to a core strength reflected in my body and mind. The polarity of my nature is my unique offering to you. Time spent with me is never routine nor expected. I’ll keep you on your toes with my wit and on your knees with my physique. One moment I’ll have you laughing and covering me with kisses. The next I’ll have you mouth agape, sweating, eyes rolling back in ecstasy as I press two manicured, tattooed fingers onto your hot tongue. How did we get from A to B? Guess you’ll have to come C. 🤭 My approach to intimacy is innately GFE (“girlfriend experience”): while I love passionate, quick encounters for their carnality, my preference is for teasing buildup under soft, romantic lights. When you enter my chamber for a session, you’ll find yourself in a pink-lit, incense-filled temple dedicated to mutual worship. There you’ll find me scented with amber and vanilla, skin shining with oil in the candlelight. Usually sporting some combination of sheer lingerie and thigh-hugging socks or tights, I’ll greet you with a shimmying shuffle and a kiss, ready to accept your donation for my devotion. And when you eventually stumble out into the harsh light of everyday life, your first thought will be of your next visit, which can’t come soon enough. From first taste, you’ll be hooked on my complexity and authenticity of flavor. My body and mind are all natural and mouthwateringly real—something you can really sink your teeth into. And it’s my pleasure to be your decadent treat—I LOVE to be enjoyed and savored. I always want you left licking your fingers and plate clean, already craving a second helping. ___________________________________________ BOOKING: I keep booking simple. I prefer chatting for a bit to feel each other out and I go with my gut instincts. I typically ask new clients to do a quick video call with me to establish personalities, break the ice, and see/verify each other 💕. But I do ask that we video chat via Snapchat (I’m carmlefanu) or WhatsApp (‪+1 (903) 559‑4321‬). When you first reach out to me via email or message, please tell me your age, race/ethnicity, the city you’re located in currently, and how long you would like to enjoy me for. Also please send two recent selfies as well. I do not discriminate against clients based on race/ethnicity, nor age—as long as you are of legal, consenting age of course. I see people of all ethnic, racial, and cultural roots/backgrounds and age groups. I’m also VERY bisexual (much like my vampy namesake) and love seeing solo women or MF couples. However, couples are booked at double my rate. ___________________________________________ LIKES: sweetness and humility good hygiene and cologne passion vulnerability verbal praise (give me compliments and I’ll get 💦) being called a “good girl,” “princess,” “babygirl,” and “goddess” being told “you’re doing so good” 🫠 being treated like a soft-petaled flower you want to pollinate DISLIKES: poor hygiene and body odor (always shower first) cockiness/posturing roughness intended to harm me being called “bitch”—do NOT do this ______________________________________________ REVIEWS: You can read a number of glowing reviews written by my clients about their time spent with me! Let them serve as titillating previews and as reassurances for investing in my companionship. You can find them linked and excerpted on the Reviews page of my personal website, which is itself linked below. ______________________________________________ CONTACT INFO: Cell: 903-559-4321 Snapchat: carmlefanu Email: carmillasucks@gmail.com Website: datecarmilla.com Fansly: @carmillasucks Reddit: mindlessfrippery X: MsCarmillaSucks