The following rates reflect the pay I received at the time services were rendered and do not account for inflation or tax. Receipts, pay stubs, and invoices verifying my rate history are available upon request. When my rates (flat or hourly) were supplemented by tips, stipends, etc, that additional compensation will be indicated in the price listing. Services no longer available are marked with an asterisk (*).
Wash actual human shit off your walls — $30/hr*
Watch Casino Royale with your husband, in bed — $30/hr
Let you buy me a hotdog — $450/hr
Make two (2) grilled cheeses and eat one (1) of them — $30/hr
Make drip coffee (no espresso experience) — $10/hr + tips
Drive anywhere — $30/hr (will not be reimbursed for gas)*
Kill cockroaches — $20/hr + tips
Lie to customers (re: cockroaches) — $20/hr + tips
Dispose of mouse organs — $25/hr*
Feed horses — $25 + opportunity to pet horses
Wait tables (upscale casual) — $6.60/hr + tips*
Scrub toilets (upscale casual) — $12/hr + tips
Model (shoes) — $3K flat + luxury travel & lodgings
Creative direct a $400K+ ad campaign — $100/hr
Teach at a major university — $22K, annual salary*
Develop a reality TV show — $100/hr
Write an entire book in twelve (12) days — $5K flat*
Write in the voice of a Christian surrogacy agency — $20/hr
Write a report, no more than three hundred (300) words — $40K flat
Write a short story — $750 flat
Watch your plants — $50/week
Watch a chick hatch — $25/hr
Watch any film you tell me to watch — $50 flat + tips
Watch you watching me — $400/hr
Make you fall in love with me — $MP
Please direct all inquiries to my 24/7 hotline at +1 (213) 328-8534. For more rates, visit me at: https://tryst.link/escort/gabe .
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