Aries: Ani - Anora (2024)
"Jealousy is a disease. I’m just gonna go chill in my mansion or whatever."
Ruled by Mars–who governs war, courage and assertiveness–and the first house of the self, Aries is not a sign to mess with. Like Ani, you have war in your veins, ready to throw hands with anyone who tries to fuck with you. You don’t give a shit about hierarchy, cussing out anyone who disrespects you, whether they’re a powerful oligarch or a fellow stripper. You are fiercely loyal, headstrong and stubborn, unwilling to give in to power dynamics and holding your own in the face of danger. When pushed, you'll unleash your inner warrior, refusing to be intimidated or swayed. You may not win every war, but like Ani, you will always get the last laugh.
Taurus: Destiny - Hustlers (2019)
”I don’t wanna be dependent on anybody. Like, ever.”
Ruled by Venus–governing beauty, love, pleasure, and values–and the second house of possessions, Taurus’ are loyal friends. Like Destiny, you are a hard worker who craves financial security. Your practical nature and strong sense of responsibility drive you to care for those you love. Your friendships are built on loyalty and mutual support, and you cherish the sense of belonging and connection that comes with being part of a close-knit group. Like Destiny, your decisions are driven by a practical and strategic approach, always considering the wellbeing of yourself and those you care about. Your unwavering commitment to your loved ones is a testament to your Taurus spirit, and you'll stop at nothing to provide for and protect them.
Gemini: Bella - Poor Things (2023)
“Kiss me and set me forth. If you do not, Bella's insides shall turn rotten with hate.”
Ruled by Mercury and the third house–the planet and house of communication and intellect– Geminis are curious souls who crave mental stimuli. Like Bella, your mind is a wonder, constantly seeking knowledge and understanding of the world around you. Your quick wit and sharp tongue can be both an asset and a challenge as you navigate the complexities of human relationships and societal expectations. Your insatiable curiosity drives you to explore new experiences and ideas, and you're not afraid to challenge the status quo or express your opinions, even if they go against the norm. Your agility and adaptability allows you to navigate the world with ease, and your cleverness helps you find creative solutions to life's challenges. You are the life of every social event!
Cancer: Sherrie - Rock of Ages (2012)
“I’m gonna harden my heart. I’m gonna swallow my tears.”
Ruled by the moon–which governs emotions, instincts, and family ties–and the fourth house of home roots, Cancer is a deeply sensitive and nurturing sign. Like Sherrie, you wear your heart on your sleeve, an admirable vulnerability. You're deeply empathetic, with a strong desire to nurture and support those you love. Your decisions are often guided by your intuition and emotional connections, which can lead to intense relationships. Your strong sense of family and roots is important to you, and you cherish the memories and values of your upbringing. Your sensitivity can make you vulnerable to hurt, but it also allows you to form deep and meaningful connections with others. As Sherrie learns, home isn’t where you come from, it’s where the love is. And you carry that love with you everywhere you go.
Leo: Catalina - My Name is Earl (2005-2009)
“This uniform isn't flattering. You should see me in jeans and a bra.”
Ruled by the Sun–who governs self-expression and authenticity–and the fifth house of creativity and the inner child, Leos are radiant souls with a flair for the theatrics. Like Catalina, your natural ability to command an audience makes you a magnet for attention, and you own the spotlight with confidence and charisma. Your creativity and self-expression are essential to you, and you find joy in bringing a little extra sparkle into the world. But beyond your dazzling exterior lies a heart of gold, fiercely loyal, and dedicated to those you care about. Your loyalty and dedication to those you love is unwavering, and you show up with a childlike kindness and generosity that inspires others. Like Catalina, your warm and vivacious presence lights up any room you enter, and others look to you as an example of owning your physical appearance with pride.
Virgo: Tui - Madam (2025)
“Having a boss? That sucks.”
Ruled by Mercury–who governs communication and intellect–and the sixth house of daily routines and how we approach responsibilities, Virgo is a pragmatic and intelligent sign. Like Tui, you embody the practical and self-sufficient energy of Virgo. Your independence and self-reliance are deeply ingrained, and you prefer to handle things on your own terms. While you may come across as reserved or introverted, you have a gift for communication and can be quite talkative when you feel comfortable. You value your freedom and autonomy, and you're skilled at maintaining healthy boundaries. Your ability to navigate complex situations with ease and your practical approach to life's challenges serve you well. You know without a shadow of a doubt that you can always rely on yourself.
Libra: Vivian - Pretty Woman (1990)
“Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.”
Ruled by Venus–the planet of love and beauty–and the seventh house of partnerships and harmony, Libras are hopeless romantics. Like Vivian, your natural charm and sociability draw people to you, and you have a deep appreciation for beauty, luxury, and harmony. You're a romantic at heart, craving meaningful connections and deep emotional intimacy. While you're strong willed and protective of your emotions, you’re a true people person, and your friendships and relationships bring you joy and fulfillment. You may have a tendency to idealize love, but you're also willing to put in the effort to create a beautiful and lasting connection with someone. Like Vivian, your warmth, kindness, and generosity make you a treasure to be around, causing even the most stubborn bachelor to fall in love with you!
Scorpio: Maxine Minx - X, Maxxxine (2022/2024)
“Do you know what happened to the last person who tried to kill me? I crushed her fucking head.”
Ruled by Uranus–the planet of innovation, originality, freedom and change–and the eighth house of sex, death, rebirth and transformation, Scorpios are a deeply powerful and passionate sign. Like Maxine, you have a tremendous ability to reinvent yourself, and you know how to use your sex appeal to your advantage. Your determination and courage drive you to pursue your goals with unrelenting passion, and you're not afraid to take risks. You may appear intimidating, but your hard exterior is merely a shield to guard your vulnerable interior. You're deeply emotional and invested in your pursuits, and you'll stop at nothing to achieve your desires. Like Maxine, your life may have been marked by challenges and hardships, but you've emerged stronger and more resilient as a result. You know how to transform your pain into strength, and you're not afraid to confront the darkness in order to find the (spot)light.
Sagittarius: Shae - Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
“Cities make me want to fuck.”
Ruled by Jupiter–who governs expansion, growth and opportunities–and the ninth house of travel, philosophy, and a search for higher meaning, Sagittarius is an adventurous and freedom-loving sign. Like Shae, you carry a deep-seated desire for exploration, growth, and opportunities. Your natural charm and wit serve you well in navigating complex social situations, and you're not afraid to take risks to pursue your goals. Your love of travel and exploration has shaped your life, and you're drawn to new experiences and philosophies. Like Shae, you value your independence and freedom, and you may feel suffocated by confinement. You will stop at nothing to maintain your autonomy. You're a free spirit, always looking to the horizon and seeking the next great adventure.
Capricorn: Zola - Zola (2021)
“From here on out, watch every move this bitch makes.”
Ruled by Saturn–the planet of discipline, structure and responsibility–and the tenth house of career, ambition and social status, Capricorns are a hard working and self-driven sign. Like Zola, you possess an ambitious and responsible energy, with a strong work ethic and a drive to succeed. You're self-assured and confident, with a practical approach to life that serves you well in navigating challenges. Your intelligence helps you make informed decisions, ensuring you always stay one step ahead. While you may come across as stoic or reserved, you simply process your feelings in a quiet, introspective way. You're a natural leader, and you rise to the challenge when faced with difficult situations. Your determination and stubbornness helps you stay focused and composed, even in the face of adversity. You can climb any mountain and others look up to you with admiration.
Aquarius: Holly Golightly - Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)
“We belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us.”
Ruled by Uranus–governing innovation, originality, and freedom–and the eleventh house of friendships and community, Aquarius is a social but deeply intellectual sign that likes to live outside the box. Like Holly, you are as unconventional as one can be. You're a true original, refusing to be bound by societal expectations. Your intellectual curiosity and love of deep conversation drive your relationships, drawing you to meaningful connections with like-minded individuals. Your quirky and unpredictable nature can make you appear aloof to some, but you're simply a free thinker who won’t be swayed by the opinion of others. Your unapologetic approach to life is inspiring, and you prove that it's possible to live on your own terms. Your uniqueness is your greatest strength, and you'll continue to forge your own path, no matter what others think.
Pisces: Satine - Moulin Rouge (2001)
“Why live life from dream to dream? And dread the day when dreaming ends?”
Ruled by Neptune–who governs dreams, illusions and inspiration–and the 12th house of the subconscious, Pisces is an enchanting sign with a deep connection to the fantasy world. Like Satine, your charisma and beauty are captivating. You have a natural ability to create an aura of allure and mystique, like the sparkling diamond you are. Your intuition is strong, granting you the ability to read the emotions of those around you and use this insight to navigate complex relationships. Your deep emotional connections with others are what fulfill you. Like Satine, you're a true muse, inspiring art and beauty in those who meet you. Despite the hardships you may face, your spirit remains unbroken, and your capacity for love, fantasy, and devotion is unwavering.
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