Profile

  • Based in
    Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
  • Caters to
    Male, Female, Non-binary, Couples
  • Gender
    Female (she)
  • Body type
    athletic/curvy
  • Height
    178 cm / 5′ 10″
  • Cup size
    DD
  • Shoe size
    41
  • Eye colour
    Blue

About Clementine Smithereens

“I can honestly say having sex with her has been the best barring actual serious relationship sex. In fact, she provides the most genuine GFE I've ever had.” -owu497 “I have actually accused her of sorcery and witchcraft when she practices her magic on me.” -Der Oysen “It’s hard for me to relax and really enjoy myself if I don’t feel connected, and she really made that happen for me. So she gets an A++ for making me feel welcome, desired, and cared for.” -foxforcefive “What impressed me most about her is that she can find beauty and sexuality in every one of her clients”. -Lancealot Every intimate human interaction is a work of art. Whether we’re f*cking like rabbits in a sweaty cacophony of dirty words and ass slaps or slowly discovering every centimetre of each other and tracing secrets on the surface of our skin you’ll never forget our experience together. I cherish closeness, and will disarm you with my cheerful goofiness and sexual self-confidence. I’m a chameleon who will adapt with ease to your needs and desires as if I already know you. I am thrilled to see clients of all genders and ethnicities, and I adore couples. I offer duos with a laundry list of incredible providers: please inquire. My reputation of being kind to those who treat me with respect and dismissive of those who don’t is accurate. Please adhere the following policies when contacting me for the first time. 1. Introduce yourself with your name, age, a few adjectives to describe your personality, and the date(s) and time(s) that you are interested in booking. 2. Do not haggle. If you are marginalized in some way please inform me of your situation and I may offer you a discount at my discretion. 3. I have a screening process that is non-negotiable. Feeling safe and comfortable is an important part of ensuring I can provide excellent service. 4. I’m sober. All my sessions are free of recreational substances including alcohol. I look forward to meeting you.
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Rates

Incall

  • ADD PSE (per hour)
    C$61
    YMMV but can include toys, dirty talk, light spanking, etc
  • GFE - 45min
    C$239
  • GFE - 1h
    C$273
    Include dfk, bbbj, digits. No bbfs or Greek.
  • GFE - 1.5h
    C$409
  • GFE - 2h
    C$547
  • GFE - 4h
    C$1,011

Outcall

  • ADD PSE (per hour)
    C$63
    YMMV but can include toys, dirty talk, light spanking, etc
  • Social - 1h
    C$104
    + any expenses incurred
  • GFE - 1h
    C$321
    extra for travel time depending on what location
  • GFE - 1.5h
    C$443.99
  • GFE - 2h
    C$607
  • GFE - 4h
    C$1,111
  • An Evening to Remember
    C$2,519
    Dinner, entertainment, play, and breakfast :)

Touring

  • GFE incall
    C$253
  • GFE outcall
    C$307

Availability

I prefer advance booking of minimum 24h. My availability is sporadic so just shoot me a message and we'll figure out a time that works for both of us!
  • Monday
    Available
  • Tuesday
    Available
  • Wednesday
    Available
  • Thursday
    Available
  • Friday
    Available
  • Saturday
    Available
  • Sunday
    Available

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